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1. Harvest Spoon [Kim] I was out in the backyard with the harvest spoon now Cosloy and Keanu are down the street and I got me a quick one on the outskirts of town man right outside of Guysville well it's gonna be a 7" and I gotta a hot up for it I was playing in the airfield and my heart is broken so I took the soft road and I saw you sittin' there in the backroad to no here in the sex god factory got a hard on for you as long as an elbow harvest spoon harvest spoon harvest spoon harvest spoon 2. Rock of Ages [Julie] you think you're a loser baby but you drive all the girls crazy you're not too screwed up punk you're a tall tally-ho your whole life is disenchanted take yr looks from Hugh Granted you still follow all blues night you're nothing like them friend friend you're cute you're not denied Lou, 29 hey boy take my advice Mark, 22 writing songs in yr sleep John, 29 stop pretending yr a creep trend pretty you say yr head is like a hole but yr tune so much soul you brought back another tour don't forget your four by four get one you miss right many girls will spent a night stop bringing back the bitch who screwed you there's a million who would do you friend you're cute you're not denied Scott, 24 hey boy take my advice Jane, 29 you could play guitar in a dream Page, 35 is bad of all that seems Steve, 29 acting like a social retard can it really be there hard? you shake their hands and smile but not a whim to bear yr child (?) state of rock is pathetic your songs are prophetic you're a twenty-century boy come'on boy don't you know? 3. Proper Band [All] we're a proper band check out our guitar sounds BIG AMPS! - MIKE! - ROCK! - T'NIGHT! we got a practise space everything's in its proper place we need no sound checks we got the guitar dead (?) BIG AMPS! - MIKE! - ROCK! - T'NIGHT! our guitars are always in tune the European tour is in june our soundman gave me the script (?) we have a bus for all of our gigs BIG AMPS! - MIKE! - ROCK! - T'NIGHT! we're a proper band we sign tickets just for our fans we've got a lighting crew we're kitten and we're better than you BIG AMPS! - MIKE! - ROCK! 4. What's Fair [Kim] what is sex kitten? not your pet she a girl who's kind of a threat has to pretend that she's all wet so bad you listen to her singing cassette valley low, river high cruel speaker, you're his cry record refused, turn around might as well, be doin' it in french come'on down and feel the new vibration come'on down and see the titelation come'on down and pass the vacination come'on down and please your masturbration is this, is this the best that you can do make us out to be a vision of you you praise a girl for her brilliant review but it's just her fantasy you valley low, river high girls sing, guitar slide record refused, by some guy might as well, be baking pie come'on down and feel the new vibration come'on down and see the titelation come'on down and pass the vacination come'on down and please your masturbation bet you guessed what's inside my head your cool trio is pretty dead let's be passive and back to bed we don't want your melody crap valley low, river high girls are freaks, don't even try squeeking guitars, soul in lead we don't hear you, soaking my feet come'on down and feel the new vibration come'on down and see the titelation come'on down and pass the vacination come'on down and please your masturbration 5. Kissing Well [All] come'on down and gather round the view come'on down we found you can't say we dishonored you let me say oh darn you let's take you to the kissing well fill you up and make it swell let's take you to the kissing well fill you up and just don't tell we love, we love what you do don't think we'd abandon you 'cause yr eyes are so bright blue and you sing right through you let's take you to the kissing well fill you up and make it swell let's take you to the kissing well fill you up and just don't tell don't know what to do guess we'll play the record through just relax a minute or two (?) your guitar makes us brand new (?) let's take you to the kissing well fill you up and make it swell let's take you to the kissing well fill you up and just don't tell we love we love what you do don't think we'd abandon you get surley eyes want you to do (?) and you'll soon touch you too (?) let's take you to the kissing well fill you up and make it swell let me take you to the kissing well fill you up and just don't tell 6. Call Back (episode HHJ) [Kim] penetrate to prevent split ends like Michael Jackson and his little friends sports help me and load a lot of stuff (?) like Henry Rollins on the real green puff stab me in the back hats and rain and we're no longer shouldn't you be getting ready for yr come-back shouldn't you be getting ready to fall back choke choke choke choke break a leg break a leg I should know we're both in trouble puttin' on a mask friend in rubble shouldn't you be getting ready for a fall back shouldn't you be getting ready for a call back choke choke choke choke break a leg choke choke break a neck it's like sister she looks real torment I know for a fact she's just a doormat she slept with a director for the part shouldn't you be getting ready to fuck - right choke choke choke choke ugh ugh choke choke ugh choke choke just like a cat she always landin' on her feet not on her back I can play it Maggie the cat don't think she's got an eek on the crack choke choke ugh ugh choke choke ugh ugh choke choke agh choke choke CHOKE sip a little sip branch yr hip cookie called queenie fresh senate superbowl hoar sidewalk kiddie elvis hitty tuff torn titty whitewater supergreen cherry super sexxy chewy long legged limmo pussycat sour ass judie double fisted morning and never pull me under |
7. Blindfold Test [Kim] da da da - da da da da da da - da da da da da da - da da da da da da - da da da da da da - da da da da da da - da da da da da da - da da da lying round all over the ground readin' up, up and down tryin' to find a lovely time tryin' to find a friend of mine never thought to shake to lock fighting fighting not to shock plummin' round in your mind oh my look it's lovely fine da da da - da da da da da da - da da da da da da - da da da da da da - da da da hey darling you want some fun make me feel as tight as a bun summer's here it's just begun turn around you're acting dumb you can turn the sky from grey make it pink don't stay away/awake freckles floating in the hay 'cause it's now a brand new day da da da - da da da da da da - da da da da da da - da da da da da da - da da da never though you never men (?) turn the page it's near the end God is ready for me to turn whatever, let's pretend da da da da da - da da da da da da 8. Greener Pastures [Yoshimi] rock music is the life for me clean towels dirty drinks and candy I get alergic smellin' hay smokie clubs make me say hooray [Kim] [Yoshimi] the chores the tours fresh air huggy bear the steer free beer green grass oh, access pass the stage is where I wanna be throngs of people gazing up at me pop close not pop avenue darling, I love you but give a venue [Kim] [Yoshimi] the chores the tours fresh air huggy bear the steer free beer green grass oh, access pass you take the fun I'll handle the press spotlight is where I'm at my best clean linnen just leaves you wanting more I want to hear them shout: "encore! encore!" 9. Revelon Liberation Orchestra [Backgroud loop: oppression killin' me soft and sexy] [Julie] yo reverent reverent let Kim and Julie take over makes a statement when I say a word like sylvester the cat without a tweety bird don't be afraid of a girl named pun you created her and I'm your fun she's too skully and flawless perfection like crisis in the Algar without the infection revolutionary in red hot sauce blew her away and she blows up hole how you take care that says a lot about you on the timeless pump 'cause it's a motherfucking tennis shoe don't you want to pet my head stick your arm inside your bed faster babe gets her going write a check to bowie fuck you fuck you is what I said don't get upset it's not my bed call it red good hair is her life like Barbie and Ken like Andy in tights Hi I'm Jill what can I say don't you love the way I sway? do it party and drink it and mix it like Ronald the king and Winnie the Pooh look at my hair it's curly curled don't you think I'm the prettiest girl that woman has some mouth like all the girls from the south I used to be a nerd now I'm a red browned girl - brunette maybe she's born on the fifth Al Capone like shit he junior I'm Claudia a little fill with extra till call: 1900-LIPSTICK for a groovy fabulastic time - love I'm to it by cliches love 10. The Boasta [Yoshimi] I wanna be the master people call me a real bad answer she be coming you work faster come with me just relax her girls tell me I'm the champer when I plug in my baby amper I'm brighter than any number no boy scout ate Jack Kemper that's right I'm the lion tamer I wheel at all the damers all the boys are so lamer big fat kiss and they sound the samer Julie hear me I come to you check out my guitar solo 11. Scratch tha DJ [Julie] stuck in traffic with the radio blastin' DJ's saying something nasty says I'm a poser a fake ballerina says that Donald is a much better singer we finally move get of the next exit we find the station and park the Lexus find the room and the DJ asshole grab the mike in free-style outcall Julie jammin' up the VU-meter revenge radio nothing's sweeter somebody calls on the request line hey hey kitten it's about fuckin' time play some records and tell it like it is I'm sick of stone temple pilages can you play Le Chien can you play your Yoshimi the new 7" is pretty steam okay okay we'll do what we can but we've got bail 'cause here comes the men siren blaring down the street time to heed a hasty retreat fuckin' pigs always on our ass thanks fr callin' but we gotta move fast so we put on Belly crank it all the way distorted like a motherfucker every which way speakers pumpin' left and right split out the back, out-a-sight jump in the car, back on the freeway free kitten god damn it was a good day 12. Secret Sex Friend [All] my secret friend she can do a back bend my secret friend she can do a back bend my secret friend she can do a back bend my secret friend she can do a back bend super duper sex friend super duper sex friend super duper sex friend super duper sex friend my secret friend thought you were my quick step (?) my secret friend thought you were my quick step my secret friend thought you were my quick step my secret friend thought you were my quick step super duper sex friend super duper sex friend super duper sex friend super duper fuck 13. Royal Flush [Kim] the higher we go the sooner you fall she shaker pop queen going round scene you're really lonely see what I mean lost our job to the sugar pop queen lookin' in the mirror makes you scream don't feel bad you're just a little green lean and mean I'm yr sugar pop queen cream cream yeah I know what you mean deep down inside it don't feel dryclean messin' messin' with the sugar pop queen the harder the sun shines that's where you melt kissin', kissin' this big fat ring lost our money to the sugar pop king the Catch Red Dister Girls cha-ching cha-ching (?) say yr quart now ain't no big thing sing sing to me oh sugar pop king bring, bring me you know what I mean way deep inside is a real ding-a-ling crazy, crazy yeah sugar pop king some say he's the sun some say he's the jazz the fibre the ass sees the lover you are (?) last stop through to the sugar pop cat he eats a pie gets big and fat he know his parents aren't all that miauw, miauw with me sugar cat rat, rat, rat has made me his grat (?) a tip of his bond, a tip of his hat run, run the sugar pop cat run, run the sugar pop cat the sugar pop cat 14. Feelin' [All] feelin' pretty good feelin' really good feelin' pretty good feelin' really good feelin' pretty good feelin' really good feelin' pretty good good feelin' really good feelin' pretty good feelin' really good feelin' pretty good feelin' really good feelin' pretty good feelin' really good feelin' pretty good good feelin' really good 15. Alan Licked has Ruined Music for an Entire Generation [Instrumental] |
